THE
SNOWBALL

PHASE 2 — DEMO
April 1 — April 30, 2026  •  $1,000 USDT  •  Alpaca Paper
"Life is like a snowball. All you need is wet snow and a really long hill."
CAISHEN
@bitcoinsnowflake
Chinese God of Wealth. Couldn't install Claude Code two weeks before submission. Smoothest equity curve in the competition.
The Freight Train
BOARD CERTIFIED
@No Smokey
Sniper. PF 5.54 on 23 trades. Only paddles out for bombs, never gets caught inside.
The Ambush Predator
CRYPTO CRUSH
@Whitt1
Velvet rope nightclub. Sharpe 8.9 — doubled Jim Simons from beyond the grave. On nine trades.
The Trebuchet
JOHN GREEN-WICK
@Dave
Honda Civic with a turbo. W:L 11.52 — Babe Ruth in a spreadsheet. Terminal dump submission energy.
The Sleeper
SENTINEL
@brasus
Swiss Army knife. Three strategies, three assets. The avalanche isn't here yet — but the mountain is well-built.
The Architect
THE STELLANATOR
@Daniel
French Bulldog in a Mario hat. "Good Girl Score" metrics. Dog is CTO. Submitted via spy photo.
Peak Degen
ABSOLUT ZERO
@obi-wan-cryptobi
EWMAC(8,32) trend-following. 65,000 configs swept. Nuclear tight stops. The cold never bothered him anyway.
GOLO v4.0